Movie Review: Aeon Flux Sucks

the only part worthwhile is Charlize Theron. She moves and speaks just like our beloved Aeon. Apart from a few (maybe three) aesthetically well rounded shots, parts of this movie look like a film school project. It's a great time if you love to laugh at shit that sucks and shit that sucks bad. Bad dialogue. Bad editing. Horrifyingly cheap score. Lacking sex scene (aeon had some great sex in her animated life, but in the latest live action film, she is just another bitch&ho). So other than the sizzling performance from Charlize, this movie can suck itself. Don't bother with it, just get the animated series from 1995 on dvd, pack the bowl, and thank me later.

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On the lighter side, I saw the preview for Underworld: Evolution. Even though the blue dye is overdone in Underworld, I'm ready for the rise of lichen-vampire mutts. Does it get any sexier?