(For A Girl)

Meg White Is Hot In The Cold Cold Night

Meg White is Pretty Good Looking (for a girl)

Spreading the word of buxom dames destined to rule the world is tough work. In the morning i blog about her and wind up spending the rest of my day trying to embody the virtues i tout online. Scaring away little boys left and right. Strutting down the street to the tune of every hobo's ooh and ah and "nice shirt" and Friday's "hey sweet thing."

So today is the day of Meg White. Another top ten heroine, this one a living breathing musician. Today I'll walk around with drumsticks.

Amidst superior rock n roll, red, white, and black, we meet another warrior woman, shattering the traditional view of american feminine "values."

The key to meg is her facade of inhibition. She's a dirty shy girl with a very loud pulse to which we've all been made privy. Mesmerizing to watch on stage, sexually exciting to both women and men, her enigmatic image is the antithesis of her talent on stage (and in the studio). It's in Meg's talent where we learn the most about her.

Look, I know you see her large breasts in the picture. I see them too. Her nipples are erect. I see that too - it's a hot hot photo, that's why i picked it. And I'm here to tell you that it's hard to play drums with large breasts. It's hard to run, difficult to play a lot of sports - it can hurt, truly. Sports bras need replacing more often than running shoes. So to get the sexual aspect of meg's breasts out of the way, let's just say she's quite a drummer in terms of endurance if nothing else.

Musically, Meg's stylish power swing underscores Jack's calculated riffs, with superior arm strength exactly when necessary.

here's an example from Elephant:
Black Math

The White Stripes are deeply rooted in image, because they can be. The music is top notch, the rest is experience. Perhaps inadvertantly, Jack White demonstrates what it looks like for a man to surrender. His beat is a confident woman, and he's louder for it. With crunches, solos and vocal yearning, Jack leads Meg toward a sexier loss of inhibition. On stage, she looks right at him before pounding out a fearless 4 count. They need each other.

While some feminists might find meg's recurring quiet "behind the frontman" attitude as repressive, it's actually a more powerful position. Let's face it, lots of guys are scared of girls who rock. The mystery of meg to a general mainstream public is not her lacking interviews and overt shyness, but her choice to express herself with a drum kit. Power. She doesn't look like jennifer aniston, or cameron diaz, or pamela anderson, she looks like the creative girl in high school the jocks made fun of (but really wanted to fuck).

Now she can make your chest pound. You can't stop looking at her. She's more powerful than mere mortal men, and she's got drums and sticks with which to bang.

That's hot.

Today is Meg White Day. MWD. happy MWD.